While I was out...

I popped into a shop for some thumb tacs. Before I went in six teens asked me to get them a 12 pack of beer. "SURE!" They smiled at each other and gave me money. I walked straight to the milk and nabbed two gallon jugs. I asked with pantomime "This?" Outside they were freaking out "NO!!!" I pretended they agreed with me and bought milk with the money. I explained to them that for their money the beer is only 144 oz. total but the milk is 256 oz. and a far better deal. They were not pleased...teens suck at being thrifty. I had so much fun I forgot to get the tacks.